"I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole speedometer." Textile Keytag

This is a recently classic meme now in a perfectly designed keychain. It's a fun little quip and people that see and read it get a nice laugh out of it. Leave your keys out on your desk, in the gym cubby, or just in your photos and watch as people chuckle at your funny keytag. Gift it for the speed demon in your life or keep it all to yourself, we're not your mom, we won't tell you what to do.

You have a lifted truck, don't you? Or your friend. Or maybe a pristine, lifted, Jeep Wrangler. C'mon. We all know that thing is never seeing so much as loose gravel. Whether it's for your truck or car or a friend, this is the perfect keychain for the "Pavement Princess" vehicle in your life. It makes a great and hilarious gift as well. We have this one, and one other in another color style. Check them both out and decide which is best for you or your friend.

Why You Need A Keytag

✅Won't scratch your tank!
✅Easy to pull out of your pockets even with gloves!
✅Express yourself!
✅Always know which keys are yours!